Thursday, February 1, 2007

Best of my old blog #1

My only little survey
Current mood: geeky
Category: Quiz/Survey

So I've seen and filled out dozens of these "scene" surveys over the past months, but the "scenes" are always the same. You get your Goth, your Emo, your "Punk", Hip-hop/Rap, Redneck, Rock, Pop, Prep, Jock…all the same ol' stuff. So here's a survey for people not quite so easily categorized:..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

Folkster:

[x] You loved "Oh Brother Where Art Thou"

[x] You knew the lyrics to all the songs in "Oh Brother"

[ ] You could play all the songs in "Oh Brother"

[x] You play at least two musical instruments

[x] You know what a bandolin is.

[x] You know that there are two kinds of dulcimers

[x] Autoharps are cool

[ ] You can your own fruits and vegetables

[x] You own at least one pair of bib overalls

[ ] You're still a bit pissed at Dylan for "going electric"

[ ] You'll never forgive Nirvana for messing with "In the Pines"

[x] Banjo and fiddle players steal the limelight from everyone else

[x] Banjo and fiddle players are kinda hot though

[x] More people should yodel

[ ] Square dancers are the hottest!

Total:10

SCA-Geek:

[x] You know what SCA stands for

[ ] You totally look down on those Renaissance Fair losers

[x] You think swords are cool

[x] You'd really like to learn to play the lute

[ ] You dream of being royalty

[ ] The History Channel is your favorite

[x] You could live on turkey legs and mead

[x] Hose and tunics are very flattering on men

[x] You made your own chain-mail

[x] You've had to explain to the emergency-room doctor that "We were sword-fighting and it got out of hand."

[ ] You've used the term "m'lady" or "m'lord" in bed

[ ] You've been hit on by a jester or a serving wench

[ ] You own at least three pieces of Celtic jewelry

[x] You'd love to speak Gaelic

[ ] Belly dancers are the hottest!

Total:8

Hillbilly:

[x] You object to being called a redneck

[x] You call a creek a "crick"

[x] Anything in the distance is "over yonder"

[x] Ain't nothing wrong with moonshine

[x] The banks are out to getcha

[x] The EPA is out to getcha

[x] The New World Order is out to getcha

[x] You wear bib overalls, and like it

[ ] Ain't nothing wrong with pickled eggs

[ ] Who needs eelectricidy?

[ ] You don't have dogs, ya got some hounds though

[ ] Shoes are for winter

[ ] You ain't prejudiced, ya just wanna be left alone

[ ] That girl over in the next holler is the hottest!

Total:8

Science-geek:

[x] You hate it when people forget about the Second Law of Thermodynamics!

[x] You've made model rockets before

[x] Bonus points for making your own engines

[x] Various activities involving vinegar and baking soda where your favorite games as a kid

[x] You've competed in Science Bowl

[x] Discovery Channel is your favorite

[x] You like to make passionate love to a cast-member on "Mythbusters"

[x] You get upset at the results on "Mythbusters" because the experiments are set up wrong

[x] You tried to invent things as a kid

[ xxx] Bonus points if you ever tried to put wings on your bike, caused an electrical fire, or forced the evacuation of a classroom thanks to chemistry.

[x] You owned/own a microscope

[x] You're parents bought you a subscription to National Geographic, Popular Science/Mechanics, or Smithsonian

[x] Explosions are cool

[x] Carry from "Mythbusters" is the hottest!

Total:16

Now, because we aren't cookies, and hence do not fit cookie-cutter definitions, post your top two results in descending order!

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